The Brief
The master plan is as follows.
1. Mimic old idiotic “nice-but-dim” person
2. Annoy Prime Minister
Simple.
The Loony Letter
Dear Mr Blair,
Lots of important buildings have names. I would like to know why the infamous 10 Downing Street (that’s where you live) doesn’t have a name.
One of the houses in my street has a name. It’s called “Hitherwood”.
What is your opinion on the idea of renaming 10 Downing Street? I have included a list below of a few suggestions if you need some help in this matter.
Silverbirches, Elmfield, The Priory, Bluebell Cottage, Blackdoor House.
Regards,
Bill Bennett
The Reply
Dear Mr Bennett
The Prime Minister has asked me to thank you for your recent letter and for the suggestion which you make. Mr Blair appreciates you writing to him.
Yours sincerely
Miss Diana Chu
The Review
On checking recently, the Prime Minister still hasn’t implemented our idea. “Number 10″ remains, and “Bluebell Cottage” won’t be holding any important government meetings anytime soon.
