Loony Letters

The Brief

Despite what their TV adverts might portray, Innocent’s fruit smoothies don’t grow on trees. We know that for a fact. We’ve seen trees.

So, how are they made? Surely there must be an explanation…

The Loony Letter

Dear Sirs,

Is it true that you make your fruit smoothies in a secret house where mummy banana and daddy strawberry spend the night together because they love each other very much, and then when they wake up there’s a baby fruit smoothie waiting for them?

Bill Bennett

The Reply

Hello Bill,

Thanks for your query. I’m afraid we don’t like to pry on nature’s workings, but we have a feeling that its something like that…

Have a good week,

Tansy

The Review

We feel all fuzzy now. All the fruits of the world do truly love each other, and the Banane de L’amour (is that right?) is alive and well.

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