The Brief
Seeking out the answer to the age-old question…
…do buses cope well with rhubarb pie?
The Loony Letter
Dear Arriva,
Do you have any rules that would prohibit me from travelling on one of your buses with 31kg of rhubarb pie in the near future?
Yours Sincerely,
Bill Bennett
The Reply
Dear Mr. Bennett,
Thank you for your letter dated 7th July. Different Arriva operating companies. will have different rules regarding the carriage of large amounts of food. I suggest you call one of our customer services teams on 08701 20 1088 and tell them where you intend to travel. They will then be able to investigate for you. Please bear in mind that it may be necessary to redirect your call depending where you intend to travel; we do not operate in Somerset.
Yours sincerely
Dominic Cerillo
Marketing Manager
The Review
One day, we will call them just to see what they say about our pie dilemma. Watch this space.

